February 2011
155 posts
I am bored and can't sleep
Someone should entertain me or ask questions
@ean
i dont like when my bum cheeks show
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January 2011
125 posts
@ean
ill send the no0ds later
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Did anyone realize when you spell "mom" on a phone...
@ean
just because he is a poodle doesnt make him a girl, poor guy already has gender issues
and no, he has leaky eyes. Its a poodle thing
My friend legitimately has the word "goodest" in...
it’s about weeding out friends
“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
– Oscar Levant (via quote-book)
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Does anyone use WhatsApp?
Apparently it allows for free international text messaging between smart phones.
No one remembers your name when you're strange
Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
inchesgiven:
You don’t look so high and mighty with your head between my legs.
fittythebone asked: Marry me some day?
TMI Tuesday?
ask away
jheath asked: Haha, she certainly seemed a lot like you in that post. Ready and willing to fight a bitch!
Ruining things with facts: Crazy things I say in... →
slaneofthought:
irishmexi:
If you send my boyfriend any form of communication that is not already approved by me because you’re a whore on the internet and I do not like you and you do not follow me, I will cut your fucking face.
if you have a vagina, and we’re not friends (internet…
James! I dont know your woman!
she should like me though, right? since we are almost of the same...
fittythebone asked: you should still be mostly a lover. too cute to be a fighter.
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savageinasuit:
I’m a fighter, not a lover.
I’m both
-36 degrees celcius. My favourite
designing with organic shapes...
stephencmr:
is a huge bitch.
I have it in my head, now if I could just get it out.
That’s how they made all the characters for the movie Up
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I desperately need a blow job.
Aaron - Don’t ask me..I’m still trying to tame it
Alain - Gosh, I miss you a crapload! How is the UK? How many sexy men with accents have you found for me?
Ryan - MISSEDYOU!
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notean:
get your shit together tumblr
misfis ♥
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